Salutory greetings comrades.
Here are some pictures of evil penguins and our obsessions here at pufin:

The Empress Penguin Mrs B (stoned)

Many People OF (Helen knows what I mean)

Many People leaning against a wall

"Do you have my wee purple Nissan Micra?"

Many People lying on the floor eating a microphone

Some puffins

Half tucked in and half tucked out

Kinky Lije with a cupcake

Many People looking like Lije in the cupcake picture

Tisch in a policeman's hat. Awwww!

Bob Dylan

The illusive Empress Penguin Mrs B

Harold lying in bed after a night with Maude

Harold looking smug after setting himself on fire

Harold OF

Oidwewoiwd

Lije and his bird

HAPD on their latest mission to eliminate penguin evil in North Yorkshire